Since Nathan Fillion will always be our captain, SLY B and I recently watched Slither, which had been patiently waiting on our DVR since June. It was gross, including blobby, dripping monstrosities who couldn't get enough raw meat. It was funny, with just enough tongue-in-cheek camp to make us smile. We won't watch it again, but we're glad we watched it once.
4 out of 5 ________ (and if Nathan wasn't the star, that'd be 3 out of 5).