I talked to my mom this morning. My grandpa has been sick, so I always start off our conversations asking her, "How's Grandpa?" Today she said, "He just got up a few minutes ago. He's on his way to the bathroom now, so he can put on his teeth to eat some Cream o Wheat." Me: "Woah. Who made the Cream o Wheat? How big are the lumps?
Seriously, if you need to put on teeth to eat Cream o Wheat, either ya didn't make it right, or it's been sitting out too long. (Ok, unless there's toast involved...which in this case, there was.)